While we wait for bated breath for the most anticipated birth since… oh, never mind. Anyway, the world hasn’t been so excited about tiny feet for a very long time and here are eight British things you can do while at home.
1) Watch Love Actually for the 376th time. Not because it remains the best seasonal romance flick of all time, but because it’s British.
2) Have fish and chips while watching said movie.
3) Chug some beers, preferably Newcastle Brown.
4) Watch an episode of The Valleys on MTV because even though technically they’re Welsh, it’s hilarious hearing that fabulous accent we love saying atrocious, trashy nonsense.
5) Make a cuppa Earl Grey tea and sip it using your gran’s finest china. You MUST stick your pinky out.
6) Put the Beatles on full volume and repeat.
7) Don your favourite hat and practice your wave, doing it like the Queen.
8) Bet on Will and Kate’s baby’s name.
